Transmission received. Species analysed: Homo sapiens. From the perspective of an intergalactic observer, we’ve decoded the Earthling identity and preserved it in bold, satirical form: a tee packed with all your most curious characteristics.
This ultra-soft tee celebrates the absurdity, irony, and complexity of human behaviour, through cosmic humour and comfort.
Typical Earthling Traits (Collected by Off-World Anthropologists):
Fake hair strands – attached with great ceremony
Fake nails – weaponized decoration
Fake eyelashes – flutter-enhanced communication
Fake lips – inflated confidence modules
Warning: Side effects may include laughing at yourself, confronting your humanity, and looking excellent while doing it.
PRODUCT DETAILS
100% ring-spun cotton (fibre content may vary by colour)
